Monday, November 23, 2009

I'm Still Sick


Still sick



1 comment:

Michael Chase Spain said...

Hey, buddy. Much like I wrote on Brandon's blog, I skip a few days of your enjoyable musings and then have to get caught up. But I enjoy it like going through the mail after I return from a long trip, only to find the collection of Rebate Checks I've been awaiting for six months...yes, just that exciting. Sorry you're not feeling well. However, I have known you long enough to trust your GINORMOUS body and it's ability to self-preserve. This most recent bout of (what did you call it?) "violent and explosive diarrhea" is merely your Nordic equivilent of purging the holds to make room for the massive feast you will engulf on Thursday. This traditional Norse custom goes back millenia and was originally referred to as "stretching the wineskin"...not to be confused with "cuddling the goat" which is something wholly different. Anyway, I hope you're feeling better upon reading my words. Great job "manning" up Thanksgiving for us. Personally, there's not really enough bacon served at any meal, IMHO. Bless your travels, brother, and I wish the happiest of holidays to you and those we love. ~ Michael